A Blockchain of coffees

Do Not bite the hand which feeds you

there is no need for a Blockchain technology in Slobanja to understand the connections.Like when a number pops up and one can see that the NGO sector, the Non Government organizations receive over 800 millions Euros a year. One may say, this number is peanuts, but for a mouse dropping Slobanjas budget it is a 9% of the State budget! Compare this number to a USA or Germany budget or whatever… Officially a third of the money comes from public sector sources, but we all know what is creative accounting, when you more or less fictitiously count your own contribution like counting your work as a financing source.. or any similar expenditure counted as real in “project financing” expenditure scheme. One must add on top of this also the European “project financing” funds and here the real story starts….
Once upon the time, just some months ago, the big corporation wanted to invest in some not eco friendly mega paint shop, coating factory for the car industry.The deal was done, the coating factory got even loads of State aid, which the locals do not get, and then the real game started.
The factory was planned on prime farm land and forest, even if there are lots of degraded industrial zones around, but the investors liked the fresh agricultural land and soil and they needed to chop some forest, too. Slobanja is currently self sufficient in veggies at 30%, wheat 50%… fantastic road to hunger…
And Slobanja is full of green, anti climate change, sustainable NGOs
They are real fighters for the green and all.They talked a lot, but when they had to file a suit against the coating factory, they did not.The State was very convincing. Not one of them greens lifted a finger, and they had the chance to do it.. Do not bite the hand which feeds you. Be green for the money, as it is . It all ads for a pension. It was so blatantly clear, that no one is taking them seriously any more. But it all ads for a pension and it is chic, and an evergreen job. Until the end.

This is a tale of this fiction as imagined in a blockchain;

All along the watchtower,A blockchain of coffees

Peter, the cheif green organizer was having cofeee with Paul ,the undersecretary of the environment and economic ministry ,while signing a private counseling contract with the government (IDhfrkfh, ID2889z time 12,00 hours), Paul just had coffee with Mary, Peters wife (IDi75j. ID.oj4l 8.35 time) while his car was parked at Marys flat (ID.ihio time 7.00-8.15 AM hours). Mary was having coffee with John (IDzu47, ID io78 time; midnight) while transacting the One Pharma contract for herself, while Peter was having a meeting at the same day midnight with the Green fighting members discussing the withdrawal of the court suit, (IDuz4836, IDnk4jr7, ID h4h43j, etc time 10-12 PM), Steve, Rob and Alice , members of the green fighters, just some hours before were having a coffee with a CEO of ONe Atom for signing the counseling fees transactions (ID88z63z, ID 3084, ID 9ur3, ID 9u34u; etc, time 8,00 PM). CEO of ONeAtom just had a coffee with an Arab Sheikh while signing a private oil contract (ID92u22, IDih4844, IDk383i etc 5 PM time), which was just having a coffee with AL Qaieda Ibn Ali while transacting some Captagon pills for the fighters (id u643u3 ID u382i, etc) just before IBn Ali met having a coffee with John, the One Pharma man, while transacting some qat (khat) herbs for the research and leisure (ID83u28, ID 83u23j, etc, 14,30 time) which met the same day morning with CEO of One Atom for selling Iodioum pills to the population (IDui282i2, IDu382i ) which had a coffee with Peter while parking his car outside his office for more than 2 hours (ID u372, ID 894i3 etc).

The only Question is ,not the mess of coffees or the under the table deals, but; is Peter a bisexual?
The answer lies in the Blockchain….

Witchdoctor was sipping his morning black tea. He was wandering while reading the Blockchain. So many coffees? Nothing strange they are all out of their mind, neurotic and nervous. ALL next entries in the Blockchain showed they all go to the same psychiatrist., which goes in bed with the presidents wife while the president is missing in Africa doing some international cooperation in a brothel (ID9ui3j3j) with Mboko, the goddess queen of the seas, which,…. IDz373je…

Well, that is something, a gripping read. The bad news is, dear reader, you will never have access to this blockchain. Someone else will be reading your life and someone else will pull the strings.

A Blockchain of Gifts

From bottom to the top money creation.

This is a fun story, it works and it is easy. A simple DIYo. All you need is this round , small thing called a robotic vacuum cleaner. Witchdoctor is fond of vacuum cleaning.Vacuum cleaning, if you have read WD posts, is the way how to suck the money out of your pockets,your family, out of your business and out of your State. Now, first you need to reprogram your vacuum cleaner. Lets take an example of the table legs. Every time the small robotic vacuum cleaner hits the table leg, he stops and turns and starts to work round it. Now, name the table legs: 1st leg is inflation target, 2nd leg is taxes, 3rd leg is offer/demand ratio and the 4th leg is import export flow. Feed the cleaner with proper blockchain real time data flow, establish the parameter algorithm and, the most important thing, make the cleaner work two ways- inhaling (vacuuming) and exhaling (blowing). It is a blow job anyway… it sucks at the one end and it exhales at the other, as any cleaner and it collects dirt.The “dirt” in this story is very important… Last,collect the wireless to it. Give it a name: Fiat RoboBob ? with all the administrative rights, he can call the cops, too, if needed, to enforce the law.

Now imagine a supermarket. We all know the supermarkets and other business make discounts.25% discount for a start, ok. What is a discount? It is a Gift. Yes, they make money out of the discounts, you may buy more than you need etc, etc,but the fact remains, it costs 25% less.It is a Gift and as any good gift, it works both ways, you are happy to buy for less and they are happy to sell and still make some profit, they need cash flow etc, etc…Now imagine that the supermarket is not discounting the price, he is giving coupons in the amount of 25% of his goods. You and others can buy 25% of all the goods by just giving back the coupons the supermarket has distributed to the public. See, it is called a ” fiat “coupon”.
It is the money-coupon- out of thin air.A start, new Blockchain currency, from the bottom to the top.Digital coupons created by you or by anybody. And by giving it back to the supermarket in exchange for the goods, you are making a Blockchain Transaction, your ID position is seen, the vacuum cleaning robot is registering it and all of the ID positions are processed real time and the new money supply is created by this gift “fiatcoupons”. The supermarket is registering it,the goods and the blockchain transaction in his accounting books figure as sold and everybody is happy, there is even the profit..
Now imagine that even you, or anybody, starts emitting fiat coupons, 25% of the working hours or similar accounting measure of service or any 25% of any work. Anything. Self emitting FiatCoupon by individuals will be and it is essential for all the arts and crafts economic sector. In the coming robotized and algorithm economy it is the only sector left for the human hand made approach.
The above robovacuum cleaner is registering the entries and buzzing, buzzing, cleaning around the legs.
The Blockchain of Gifts is established. There is no need to wait for some Overt Monetary Transaction from some Central Bank,who will account the funds in your saving account. All this neolithic bollocks that will never happen. Now, you are doing it from the Bottom Up.You make the “fiat coupons”, the robovacuum cleaner is processing. There is no need for some stupid proto human Perverted Monkey to tell you what, how and when ad all.
The robocleaner has suddenly hit a leg- 1st leg. Inflation. It is not usual to happen, since the offer in this Blockchain of Gifts is much higher than demand,the Chinese are absolutely thrilled to fill you with any consumer goods, but… the vacuum cleaner has decided to put, for the first time, a small amount of taxation on certain volume/ amount of blockchain transactions- the 2nd leg.. Problem solved, slowly the blockchain gets calm and the taxes are eliminated or lowered.The robot cleaner is buzzing friendly.
Now, what happens if some coupon emitting individuals or business are not getting any transaction? Well, that is why the robot cleaner, the blow job master, is working two ways. He redistributes in digital accounts some of the 2nd leg taxes, or overall reserves from saving transactions or export gains or whatever in his power in the given accounting situation, to the”not gifted” ones, or he is just using his superpowers and emitting coupons for the transactions for the not working ones, or he is transacting for the job guarantee. Both, or the Universal Citizen Income, or the Job guarantee.Which in turn, the new Job Guarantee, can start emitting coupons by themselves ..ETC, ETC, it is fun and it can work. Forget the banksters, Central Banksters, You are your own bank. And the RoboBob is spreading around the collected “dirt” . The best cleaner ever,

Bringing back Craft and Colors to the World.
RoboBob in every village.
You are free to Invent your future.
The debt driven economy is dead.

The difference of the Fiatcoupon from Bitcoin is clear, it is not gold standard based, it will not sky rocket, you can not speculate and it is real fiat.
But, as you may know,all this will not happen, this is a new year tale,,

The real story is;

You are Doomed

All your life will be exposed in a Blockchain. All your life will be known to Them, better than you know it.They will control you minute by minute, With all the data, metadata spying blockchains.All yours, at disposal. You are doomed. You are a Tech Slave as Paolo Barnard is repeating it for some time now. You will be Nothing and do try to make no children at least for next 400 years, quoting Paolo Barnard. Which means to wait for the end of the Earth.
Regretfully,
your Witchdoctor
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