Foreword
In the times of AI where nobody in the Gauss curve bell belly knows any more what is what and finally the Platonic idea of bullshit comes true, this essay will show why Plato could have not imagined that his theory became reality and the upside down world is a new reality.
Plato and strawberries
citing Wikipedia: “The allegory is related to Plato’s theory of Forms, according to which the “Forms” (or “Ideas”), and not the material world known to us through sensation, possess the highest and most fundamental kind of reality. “
Well, folks, it seemed, until recently, unachievable to match the reality with the idea or a pure form and show its superiority. Disregarding the fact that this concept is pure bollocks and that the pure form is a madman agenda, and that is why Plato was a protofascist, trying to bend and fix the real things onto his idea – illusion of a pure form. He ended badly trying to rule on this foundations the city of Siracuse…
Witchdoctor always claimed that in the imperfection lies the beauty and in this case, the real taste.
And here strawberries and later on in this post the protofascist spanish Vox party come in on the history crime scene and the Plato idea becomes reality.
INTRO
As you may not know, Spain is becoming a desert. In a very few decades, Witchdoctor will go and trek on the vast endless dunes there. 75% of Spain is bound to became a desert.
The Strawberries of Spain
Near the wetlands of Donana, where all types of birds flock and breed and the life is sparkling through the water channels, the spaniards grow strawberries. Plato strawberries. The perfect idea and form of a strawberry. BIG, juicy, red on top and pinkish on the sides, a pale white on the bottom where it has touched the black plastic which covers the ground where this perfect Idea and Form of a Strawberry grows. Not one, not one tiny spot of imperfection, or a sign of illness. Pesticized, sprayed to perfection. Plato dream of pure Form come true.
And, on top, almost tasteless.
Almost is the word which makes this business thrive. The pure Form of strawberry, perfect shape, is almost tasteless, which means that one has to eat more , more, more and so the person thrives with desire to fulfill this tasteless form with a CONTENT of a Promised taste, which never comes full, which in the Plato case is not defining the form and this strawberry is the proof.
Spaniards sell tons and thousands of tons of this Pure Idea of strawberries, and one third goes to Germany, where this school of philosophy of bullshitting Ideas has deep roots culminating into nazi ideology decades ago, but people love the purity of tasteless promise of a fulfillment.
Spaniards need a lot of water to make this pure forms. As Spain is in a process of becoming a desert, they, especially the other pure form minded party, the VOX, a protofascist party of solid foundations of ideas which are currently in reality shifting into a new sand desert, this people want to close down the Donana natural park and take all water needed for keeping producing this pure Idea and Form of a tasteless strawberry of a future promise of fulfillment. SO The European Bullshitters are, in accordance to the new green deal slowly planning to close down all natural parks where there is still water . Maybe the next is Located in the Central Pyrenees, Aigüestortes i Estany de Sant Maurici ,a veritable Eden, where streams, rivers and lakes (more than 200 of them) pour and strive for no reason whatsoever. Catalunya is getting very dry , so it will come handy to empty all this water for some pure form and idea of business.
Witchdoctor and Witchlady trekked the park, it was beautiful… But as we know, it was of no use for the real business. The current platonic beauty lies in things like this perfect strawberries, or any other perfect product which is always better than the , like, Witchdoctors bomb of taste strawberries, not good for transport because they get easily squashed and only one of his tastes more than a kilo of this Ideas sold all over the EU. Ideas Loved especially by the females, maybe one has to look deeper into this phenomena of females buying strawberries in january, in the middle of winter…. Lets ask Freud, maybe.
Bullshitters and the burning forests
Years ago Witchdoctor plotted this outcome without getting paid or being a pro of some think thank mega galactic forum of bullshitters. The Planet is burning and there has to be billions of trees planted to mitigate the climate crash. He wrote that, and now this trees would have been 5 years old. Instead, in the EU and elsewhere, trees are burning faster and being chopped faster , more than 100 times that they are replanted.
He cited the book of Peter Wohlleben- the hidden life of trees, and the masterworks of Pietro Laureano as examples how to fight the desert.
There has to be a big forest belt near the sea, so the moisture is conveyed inland and rain is produced. If you fly on a clear day over Spain, forget it. There is a belt, yes, of endless houses. And black asphalt.
There has to be belts of forests also inland, at strategic places where clouds form.
Bullshitters, is too late. Instead of moisture formations we have a quick evaporation of clouds which bring no rain , all due to the too hot barren and overbuilt ground which prevents moisture forming into rain, by being too hot and drying the air and pouff, the clouds disappear…
There has to be new lakes with all green plants and trees around. No dams on the rivers. Renaturalization everywhere and especially around the farming land…
The extreme remedy could be a construction of a belt of hundreds of kilometers of fabric – textile fences, like in Atacama desert tests, on which the moisture sticks with the wind and forms drops which slip into the ground…
Bullshitters, only the Chinese did it right. On a big scale, they planted and plant and it sticks and grows. There is also a man in China who, all by himself, turned vast portion of desert into a green place.
Bullshitters, you will do nothing. The rate of burning of the woods in Europe is 10 times faster than any replanting, bullshitters.
QED: Bullsitters in the EU are bringing back the fiscal compact and austerity, and NOT EVEN CONSIDERING taking the investments for planting forest out of the bullshotting 60% of desired and bullshit never possible deficit as a goal.
So, all green will burn and be chopped to cut the debt, the National parks will be dismantled and all the water sucked out. For a pure Idea. Plato has many followers, with no real reason at all, except for Bulshitting.
Bullshitters Stability pact back again. Bullshiters proved in 20 past years that this Plato form and idea is all bullshit, especially on which segments it is used for. Neoliberal privatization bullsahit. Bullshit mathematics as at the end is not viable by any means especially when one includes ageing populace, and the climate crash spending which is not even accounted for real. Platonic bullshit.
QED: Slovenia
As you do not know, last summer, 3 to 4 thousands hectares in the Karst region have burned. Karst is a synonym of a stony rocky place, on which plants and especially trees stick with big difficulty and grow very slow if, yes, if it rains, sometimes..
Once upon the Time, bullshitters, there was the Austro Hungaric empire and a man Josef Ressel, the inventor, the one who invented the ship propeller and many other things. He is claimed by Slovenians to be a Slovenian, but for no reason at all, as we have witnessed through this year of time. The man was a Austro Monarchy Forester. He planted
OVER 60 MILLIONS TREES ON KARST,one of the biggest public works of the Austro Hungaric empire, apart from roads, hospitals, schools, etc, Monthy Python cited here… Before him, it was a stony desert where trees were almost all chopped to build the foundations of Venice!
He employed all this ,mostly poor Slovenians, women included , to plant 60 millions trees. This people, through the public works, made some capital which helped them progress and better their lives in this stony, windy place of harsh living.And get shade and rain, too, for crops.
Bullshitters, how many trees the Slovenian Government has planted this year.’?18. 000, to Witchdoctor knowledge! Yes, they are keen to keep the State deficit down and obey the Idea of a Pure Compact of the EU law..
By the way, luckily this year was perfect for planting, it was raining enough and the trees would have rooted right. OK, it is another, lets say 30 million trees to go. Bullshitters.
Bullshitters, another opportunity lost and not only that one. a train of them.
Next year, you think it will rain at the right time for planting trees?
See the Photo? Maybe your grandparents are there, planting.
A Wheel? No, we do not want it, for sure!
As all sound arguments the parable of the wheel comes from paraphrasing parts of the findings of David Graeber and David Wengrow book “ The dawn of everything”. Imagine two groups or tribes where one has the wheel and uses it and the other nearby declines and rejects the use of the wheel as a tool of transport or of any transmission machine… The group which rejects the use of the wheel, and this is a true story with manyother artifacts, simply decides NO, we do not Want IT! The Identity of a group is so established on any bullshitting difference of pure local invention.
Why a group rejects a wheel? This is the core mood of defining an IDEA of what reality must be. The founding Form. The founding pillar of the group mindset and rule which forms with such bullshitting . That is how Plato Teocratic fascism finds its foundations of bullshitting.
Why a group rejects a wheel? We and Witchdoctor can only guess what is going in the minds of bullshitters. When you ask them as WD did many times, on different subjects, the answers are, hm, inconclusive bullshitting.
The hypothesis is: the rejection of the wheel, the Freudian denial of money as debt, or money created out of nothing as PURE FACTS, comes from some strange defense mechanism encompassing various strata and power rules and hierarchies in the bullshitter mindset group of control and dominance . The group rejects the wheel and forbids the other group to come on wheels to their territory and so restricts movement, velocity of it, velocity of different approaches to REALITY as it is established as a foundation pillar in the wheelless group.. By forbidding the use of the wheel the local power limits the exchange between groups and so creates BOUNDARIES, In which the power control and the founding Form and Idea is preserved. Preservation of a way of living, of a “Culture” of the “Power” etc, and all other bullshitting which surrounds the bullshitters. Like the VOX in Spain, digging some “true religion” and tradition out of the shifting dunes of pure form and ideas… In fact , a human pervert bullshitting Blasphemy of perversion, as Russia today docet.
So, if you want to establish the exceptionality, find a prophet, the biggest bullshitter, and make a Nation on such basis. CALL me, haha, I can make you unique.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE; Coming to get you!
Yes it is coming to get you. Your wise men say, no worry it will help you. No worry, as anything in history it will help you if you use it right. Yes Bullshitters, you always used all tools in the right way, that is why your bullshitting history is so good! That is why you are heading into extinction. In fact, why bomb only Hiroshima and Nagasaki? There is a plenty of space for more bombs to be dropped. There are many wars to be fought for some pure Form and Idea, which always covers the follow the money rule of expansion of the control…
The problem is what Witchdoctor told you; AI is better and more “bright” than 95% of you, at this moment.. It is a far better Bullshitter than you can imagine.
Now, seriously speaking, you are already a tool in the hands of the whole hierarchy of tools which surround you. That is the techno industrial culture, or , if you prefer, technofeudalism.
A set of tools in a loop and constant feedback. AI is definitely going to get you.
You, a tiny drop in a machinery . No Pure Form or Idea will save you, on the contrary, face the facts. OK, you can always reject the Wheel. It does not change a yota.
What is the way out? This text can not be written by AI. Not tomorrow not in a decade, so we have time on our side. The way out is; think, for real. Or, Bullshit around.. Witchdoctor can do both.
Picture showing Slovenians planting trees on Karst, once upon the time,picture from weekly magazine Internazionale
Manuela Schirra- Fabrizio Girardi- Kras. Look at kilometers of rows of new plants in the distance!
