The Galactic Time Traveler editorial note:
Dear faithful readers. This is the new special number of GTT. As you know, you can not subscribe , neither unsuscribe from the GTT magazine. If you want to know, you will always get the number, free of charge, in your postbox.
They Know, but they do not want to know. The MAJORITY Know and knew.
What do you think, that the majority of Russians did not know that 20 million people disappeared in Stalin times? The same, They did not Know what was happening in Tzarist Russia pogroms?
The vast majority of Germans did not know why their Jewish or Slavic neighbors disappeared, They thought they went to Caribbean or some Greek Island for holidays, they loved it so much that they never returned and so the local germans occupied their flats and shops?
The Serbs did not know that they were killing in Bosnia? For Land and Property in the name of Soul and God?
That the Slovenians did not know why 10% of the populace went missing after the second world war? In such a small mouse dropping territory, where everybody knows everybody, they did not notice what was happening?
They all went shopping in Trieste and did not return?
They know , the people in Anglosphere, what the Anglosphere was doing. They Knew. They wanted cheap petrol but, they knew. They knew Latin America, etc….
They KNEW. Not all the details, but, they bloody knew. All of them around the world, when this mass disappearings of people happened , Same goes for the Chinese, They Knew.
They Know it on this stadium in Moscow, waving flags.
They wanted to ignore it, they ignore it,they wanted to forget, they erased the MEMORY. The Know that they knew.
Do they know today that whole cities in Ukraine are flattened and destroyed with the population included? They Know,
and they pretend not to. They know rape, they know killing and pillaging. They know it from the dawn of humans.
AND, then, they make EXCUSES.
They make stupid excuses, the dirty excuses, the intelligent intellectual excuses, the scientific excuses, the religious excuses for making it.
The economy, industry, culture, science and religion of Excuses make the perverted monkey history and culture.
They make a living. They debate who and why has to invade your house. Reasons of excuses. They do it from afar, while they see you die, they debate, the perverted monkeys.
They sell myths and you Know it is farfetched, but you buy them. Not God , it is you who will strike the lightning.
They will make the end of their civilization. Before the climate crash, they will wipe out themselves, because that is where pretending of NOT KNOWING leads to.
Forget the mad rulers, look at their mad supporters who pretend to ignore.They , finally, know even about the money out of thin air, charlatan economy in which the rock solid so called scientific bollocks and laws melt and dissolve under the bombs and the extraction of Planet resources. They pretend that nothing happened. That is why they have turned the clocks backwards. The walk in reverse, they know , but they insist. From pandemic to war, they want it back. What they want back? To pretend that they do not know.
But, this post is about gastronomy, if you want to know.
The Galactic Time Traveler editorial board in the guise of Witchdoctor, Edit and Codebreak, yes, the infamous trio, went to Moscow , around dusk time and parked their UFO on top of the Mausoleum, to stay unnoticed. They walked into the famous Peking Duck restaurant to taste the latest dish, “ The Winter Russian Roll”
The Peking Duck restaurant in the year 2037 has, if you have visited Moscow before,opened at the ex MC Donalds site on Arbat street.
On the left of “Peking Duck”, there is the “Ivan Fresh Ribs” restaurant and on the right “Chez Khadyrov Kebab”.
The Galactic Time Traveler Ed. Board entered walking through a hoard of goats grazing the grass sprouting from the sidewalks and broken asphalt.
EDit: We are here because the word goes that this new dish has to be tasted and to give an honest opinion for the other time travelers.
Codebreak: First, see this swarms of insects flying around? It is not goat flies, this small drones are here to control the situation, so let open our fake talk conversation foreground devices ,so that we can speak freely. Ready, yes.
WD: This dish they serve here is new and very bold. We have to try it. Waiter, hello!
The dish, after a while, was served.
WD: Hmm, a very clever made “Russian Winter Roll” . Looks as a chinese cuisine specialty, but it is geared in a russian way.. The Chinese know how to bridge the culture barrier, 10 points for that…
Edit: So, what we see, hmm? A Cabbage leaf , let me cut that, a cabbage leaf wrap, filled with mashed potatoes, hey, what the fu..k is this red juice coming out!
Codebreak: Haha, it is red beetroot! Looks bloody, like a blood on the plate. Chinese message for the Russian Soul, 10 points!
Edit: So, the heart of the roll is red beetroot, resembling blood, potato is the soul and the cabbage is the earth, ruski soul cooked and wrapped and the metaphore is 10 points!
WD: folks, gnam gnam, it tastes , gnam hmm, I can feel some sour cream in it too, gnam, it is, gnam,, hmm, I pass… For me the time travel we made was disappointing. It is too acid. Sweet, sour and acid, awful.
I do not have the stomach…. we need a drink to splurge it down!
Codebreak: Witchdoctor, you are old school. It is not the taste that has to please you, it is the taste which is the message. If we look it this way, it is 10 points!
WD: Yes, it says a lot. Not for my taste, but the message is loud and clear. But, I have to abstain in judging, it is, gnam , gnam, admit you, both , Edit and Codebreak, it is awful.
Codebreak: It is awful alright, but that is the point. The totemic, awful, non eatable , 10 points dish.
Codebreak: Look, nobody is ordering it, I have checked their past record, look here on our time screen , this is only a flagship of the place and that is the role of the “ Russian Winter Roll”!
WD: But why call it a “Winter Roll”?
Edit: And you ask after you tried it? Haha! It is a hidden matrioska meaning, it is always winter here, even after trying the dish, and that for me is another 10 points !
WD: Folks, this thing they brought us for drink, this is not Russian Vodka, too, it is, hmm slurp, slurp gurgle, really strange….
Edit: We all know that the Sarmatic Russian plain on the edge of which is Moscow, is now a semi arid place. No wheat and no potatoes grow here any more. . For me, this tastes like a brew of Lichens and, hm, green tea ?
WD: Bravo! I knew you have to come along. Only you have such a fine taste. It must be that. They are brewing Lichens and Green tea to make this, slurp, hmmm, it is really awful, but hey, it goes directly in the head. This is another chinese ruski blend metaphor we are drinking!
Codebreak: real russian killer alcohol as they used to do it illegally in Stalin times from any junk!
Edit: Could be another metaphore? If yes, 10 points!
WD: I am convinced, 10 points too!
Codebreak: 10!
WD: see this guys outside? Sort of goat shepherds, they look.They have to be descendants of this Syrians the Putain has brought for the war. You Know, the War they all forgot, nobody speaks of, … as usual.. They remeber only it was something about who is nazi, or whatever they invent to have some history. Having some history is always posh, gives some sense to this we see here. Funnny, makes no sense but who are we to discuss myths..
Edit: yes, the tatars and syrians and other kazaks and chechens moved here after serving the last tzars, they got this land for the services given, and they do goats and some sheep.. and work for this opera guy Wagner.inc or something in winter, to get some rubble. It is called rubble, this paper, we will pay with? The place is full of rubble, lets hope they still accept it as payment!
Codebreak: The Ruski moved from here to the Ural area and in Siberia.. They have this republic now or whatever, called Samovar Republic of Ruskistan…
WD: You are joking, the Samovar Republic!? I know the lingo, it means Self Brewed, Samovar! Self Brewed self brewing Republic, that is fun, 10 points for the metaphore! As for res publica, hardly they know what it should mean.
Edit: and we are drinking their Flagship- the Russian Samovar- the lichen and green tea self brew vodka. Part of the Ruski now grow tea in the Urals and part pick lichens in Siberia. Climate adapted. Not a fun life. They collect methane gas exhaling from the siberian swamps in huge balloons and ship them by air caravans to China. Export.
Codebreak: And what happened to Ukraine, i did not follow the news about it for some decades….?
WD: They are back into the Viking Swedish confederation and the Olga Kievska the Fourth is ruling.. But, if she invites us, we , better not, she had this syndrome, you know… When she invited somebody, she poisoned them and took over the place. That is how this guy, Putain or something, lost his empire..
Edit: Yes, this place, Moscow, was that his kingdom?
WD: Folks, nobody Knows. Here nobody knows nothing. Here ,They always pretend to not know nothing until they Know Nothing!
Edit: And they made soo many Excuses that hey have none whatsoever left!
Codebreak: And now they pretend. Pretend Nothing for pretending Nothing.
WD: But folks, what about this Green suit guy Greensky, the Ukrain Winner of the here forgotten ruski slaughter house? He was a Jew?
Edit: This is a long story…. We will tell it some other time, but, as you know, the Jews from Israel moved from Israel, some time ago.. They had this two prophets who had led them to another promised land, since the temperature in Israel reached over 50 Celsius all day and year through..Only the palestinians resist there… One Jewish prophet led part of the people into the Himalaya mountains, as he was told that they have to became Vedic to survive and prosper and that Himalaya range was the original promised land but that the Book was wrongly interpreted for centuries…
Codebreak: Yes, yes now I remember , sorry to interrupt you!The other prophet led the other Jews back to somewhere in Ukraine, yes! He said it was there, the promised land and that the explosion of Chernobyl was the sign of wrong interpretation of the Book, as it was somewhere there the Hasidic BeSHT Cabal prophetic center of the people of Israel… so they moved back home and now they are part of this Ukraine Swedish, Viking ,Jew confederation…
WD: folks, what tales we know! This dinner here was fantastic, even if the food and drink was awful!
The Germans moved to Greenland planting potatoes for this “Russian Winter Roll” here, Slovenia reverted back to bee keeping and alcohol made from honey, The Italians moved to the Andes to make spaghetti, The French elected Asterix for king and now they are village people somewhere in Savoy alps, the rest is desert, The Spanish disappeared in Brazil desert…..
The Americans are circling Mars in a huge spaceships,while peeing in tanks for the production and collection of fertilizer, preparing to conquer the Martian plains and start to grow grass for cows for the Martian Mc Donald… What can we say, about the meaning of life? Maybe we can focus on the effect of farting cows on the Martian atmosphere?
Lets go back to the mausoleum, look at the Illich Lenin mummy while falling apart and take a pee in the corner of the Red Goat Park square and puff, fly away!
EDIt: hear hear. Ok
Codebreak: hear hear, nice fun we had. The “Russian Winter Roll”, 10 points !
WD: That concludes our gastronomical tour. I think we will skip “Ivan Fresh Ribs “ restaurant and “ Chez Khadyrov Kebabs”. I can not stand it anymore…. This Third world war made me sick of it. all.Coglioni
Edit: me too. Coglioni
Codebreak: me too. Coglioni