The Know How of the Eu Alien Visitors

Some say that the Alien Visitors came a long time ago, some say they stayed, some say they left , many say nothing at all for reasons unknown.
But, if they are here, they brought certainly a curious Know how, for reasons unknown.
The other people, the normal ones but definitely subnormal for the 21st Century, believe that they pay and that they are ruled by the “people” which possess the Knowhow and that this figures are paid for solving problems.They are there to keep you safe and solve the situation, as we can see, from dark ages till today.
So, one day, not long ago, maybe just yesterday, the Greek House was having problems. Some windows got broken in, glass shattered, the door ajar and the Meltemi wind was shifting sands in to the kitchen. The famous solving problem squad, from the Euro Trotter money Tower, the Ashen Lady from the International Money, the chief of the EU Soviet, the local free wall masons builders and many other wannabees, all paid (from the taxes?) from 30, 40 50, 60 thousands Euros a month onward, specially appointed and paid for solving big problems, got into action.
Well folks, that is the story told in the remaining open kafenions on the square where the Greek house is crumbling down.
They say that the solving problem squad brought this recipe, to be completed soon;

250 Euros a month for a medium pension
450 Euros a month per person for a medium job.
And that all, the internal devaluation they call it, will boost future growth and if not, they will cut that too, and after for sure it will boost growth, if not, anything bigger than zero will be 100% for sure bigger.
And , atop of that, if you own and do some business, your taxes, if you are so kind to pay them all, will amount to 110% of all your income., Your kafenion will cost you 110%, the 10% will come out of your pocket,you should find that money wherever and whatever will take as the famous saying of the Chief of the Euro Trotter says.
This simple and, lets admit it, absolutely genial recipe, worth the 60.000 Euros and more a month for a person solving skills, has some flaws, but minor ones, like:
If you have to give 110% of all your income for the taxes, and you sell coffee or mussaka, or whatever, you have to double the prices! But a sudden, 100% inflation is very good, because the Greek House debt will vanish in a year or so! Who cares if all the Greek House ,the kafenion and the people will vanish too, the 250 Euros a month pensioner for first, and other to follow..And who cares if nobody will buy your coffee, the recipe is so genial and who are you to piss against the wind? It is the famous Knowhow of the Alien Visitors, they kindly came to help.
And they also provide a Tenant, good and friendly guy, exchangeable at a glance, which will guard the House.Because, the recipe needs a Debtor, someone accountable for the recipe. It may be me or you, left or right, high or low Under or Above, but it is the Tenant. The Tenant guarantees the Book of entries for the Recipe, even it is broke, but the Book needs a Guarantee to keep the numbers regardless of the reality.
Because, that is what the people in the kafenion say, the Book, true or false, is the Book. And the book is the Guarantee for the House. But not for the Greek House,or any other house, mine or yours, high or above,it is for the house of the Alien Visitors Book of Books, in which the entries pile on the table of the one eyed banksters in the Fractional Reserve Saloon.
They say the story ended with the Greek House roof broken, the windows are gone , the walls fell,and the door was blown by the meltemi wind, but the Tenant is still there, smiling and pretending, clutching the Book of Entries in his mouth.
That is the recipe for today, the cookbook is ready, and they say, the Alien Visitors came a long time ago, some say they stayed, some say they left , many say nothing at all for reasons unknown.

Witchdoctor slowly closed his triple glazed window,wagging his tail.Are they really Alien, or is Witchdoctor not a human?