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In the current Time Warp special issue of the Galactic Time Travel magazine, yet to be published but already available to subscribers, there is an important audio document , transcribed for the Earth audience
The working title, changing with the flow of time, is, as to now;
The Brexit Fish & Chips
PPoris; “Hi, TTonald, I am in a slight trouble. I was thinking how to boost the Brexit spin in next months and win for good.”
TTonald, ” PPoris, if you think to use the argument that we have the same hairdresser and so lick my arse, forget it!”
PPoris; “ No, no, I know, I was thinking more of some global issue and this, hm, seems good. How about this line, fighting for protection of our British calamari and fish?”
TTonald; “ Look, PPoris, i know that you and your pals from Eaton and Cambridge love to mentally abuse each other! Do not try that on me!”
Pporis; “Please, TTonald, I am in trouble and it is serious. I was thinking some action around Falklands or somewhere there , The British navy forces intervening to protect the British Calamari and British Fish as a sign to preserve our biggest invention and our being truly British, our British Fish and Chips! That move will give back the lost pride of our pheasant and peasants and so Brexit will be a huge win win.”
TTonald;” PPoris, you are really mentally abused by your pals in Eaton!”
“Even I know the calamari and other fish in your disgusting fish and chips are Migrants flowing around!”
“You can not sell them as British! If you do that you will get the full house of all the migrants pretending to be British!”
TTonald, “ Listen PPoris, think big.Think Iran, think Bomb, think Oil.
PPoris;” Hmm yes, that sounds promising” I don`t know about the Bomb, but If it is a small one, then…”
TTonald; ” PPoris, I must always explain things to you.We go and we invade or just flat out some, lets say a third of Iran. We shall throw a small Bomb, for the future memory.But Think OIL. I have it at home and you have it ,too. We always fix the oil price.This time we fix it high, you get good money for yours , I get good money for mine, we do not need imports,and you boost the pound in the beginning of Brexit, your City of London pals of yours get the capital fight to the City full pockets, you get the glory of the British Empire back and your pheasants cheer you. Hmm, by the way this is just a joke, but you can say that UK is Great again, but you certainly know it is a fake and I am the Boss!”
PPoris” TTonald, I always knew you are the genius boss here, This is utterly Fantastic! We can bankrupt half of the world with the price of OIL, dollar and pound are the winners, The Gulf monarchs get some extra for luxury and we can sell them more arms, China is in big trouble and we seize all the Capital flowing to our shores!
TTonald; “Yes, Great Again!”
PPoris; “ Ttonald, you are not telling me the whole truth….”
TTonald; “ Ok, there is more. You know we will trick into this also the Von Der Ursula, the Queen of the Eurojunk.They have to follow us. They will pay the new price of oil, and commodities and they will send some troops for the Nato sake there..Recession and austerity all the way! We will cook them for years to come!”
PPoris, “ Yes, bankrupt them, bugger them all !” But you are still not telling me all… TTonald, i must ask you, what is this about this new Libra money, I think I know what is the plan…?”
TTonald; “shhh, this is big.. I do not understand it all, but they tell me
We will make dry and suck all this junk currencies around the world, like this African shit pie, or some lama droppings bollocks money from South America! They will all exchange their junk paper for the Libra and we will bankrupt their banks, central banks, and buy aaall this shit cheap!
” Not to mention all the World mafia black, dirty money being saved and exchanged to Libra!”
PPoris; “I knew it, good news for us and the Brexit! They will have to put capital controls,restrict the money flow and the local exchange to Libra, if not, all their junk mud pies will go bankrupt and by putting the capital controls in their shit places and restricting the exchange of money of their fakeo book idiots from local money to Libra , they will go bankrupt, die from capital shortage,no free investment, breach of WTO, we will sue them or put custom tariffs,they surrender and bankrupt and we will buy all on the cheap!
TTonald, ” Win Win.”
PPoris; ” Thank you, TTonald, for taking me aboard!”
TTonald,” …silence……..hm”
PPoris,”Listen TTonald, there is this Witchdoc, an obscure idiot , preparing some calculations of this together with the climate disaster…”
TTonald, “ PPoris, do not mention climate disaster to me, if not, I will…”
PPoris; “ Excuse me, i am sorry, you know I am with you all the way, but, listen, he says if on top of this there are two consecutive years of the , as my Eaton Cambridge pals call it, a jetstream planet flow going berserk with deep oscillations as it is happening now, I say, if we add on top of this we are talking and planning, the two consecutive years of bad crops, wheat for us and rice for the Asians, we will be in a deep shit…
TTonald, “Who is this Shit doctor’ ,how he knows this? It is imposssible ,it has not happened yet!”
PPoris; “ my spies tell me he is a senior editor of the Galactic Time Travel magazine or something concerning time travel…”
TTonald;” PPoris, PPoris, my PPoris, so what! If this wheat shortage happens, we will eat cake!”
PPoris;” Ok, you know I am for the cake, but what about all this north African,Dictators, Arab friends of yours, they live on importing wheat…?”
TTonald; “ I told you, let them eat cake.We will stitch this after, I promise I will explain it to you. Tell me more what about this Corbyn of yours, any worries?”
PPoris; “ TTonald, you love to joke and I know, We have put so many agents around him ,provoking him into some antisemitic remarks or whatever, or maybe even Mossad is making this remarks on his behalf, he is cooked and served from the front and the back!”
“And Please, TTonald, what do you think I am? I know my pheasants and peasants for centuries, they are always on our side, even if they do not know why, for centuries”
TTonald; “long live the hamburgers! We have made them GREAT AGAIN!”
PPoris; “ Lonf Live the British Fish and Chips!”
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