The galactic mega bubble of data

Hi there.Another bottle thrown into the deep blue..but even Stephen Hawking was not sure what happens after the horizon event rim, so lets experiment..
This Tale starts, as usual in the perverted monkey mindset, from how one gets Something from (almost) Nothing.

Meaning Is Being.Being is Meaning.Whatever that means.Regardless…
How to find a meaning? The answer is in the word find.Search for…
When searching, you are assigning meaning.Exactly. But when you say it is meaningless? Exactly.Then you opt out, since you have searched and found , not just nothing, but a deep inconsistency in all of it and only your emotions tie you to a subject -the meaning.Tricky business, that is, your emotions.Even when you say it is meaningless you have to understand what means meaning and what meaningless is and you are back to Being. But eventually you may work it out and get a balance…

When you search for meaning or whatever you search, you search for data and explanations. ALL this are data.Emotions included, they have a pattern…Pattern is data. Search Options are data. Probabilities of your search for meaning are your possibilities.

The SHIFT of money meaning

Once upon the Time, not long ago, it may have been just yesterday or even today, you have entered a Tourist Agency for a trip. Or just to browse the Printed catalog of any destination , City, Beach, Sea or Mountain or visiting safely the war zone in a package tour as the ultimate thrill of witnessing the massacre but in a safe and very costly way..
The Agency has printed a certain number of catalogs, lets say 100. They are expecting at least 10 people from a hundred to bite the bait and book a trip.That is why the catalogs are lush, glossy and on the best paper and print…
Print 100 to get 10. That was called investment. Once upon the time.

Many people enter the agency and just browse through the offers and the personnel is trying to “click bait” them as much as possible.Many clients just loose time and travel in their fantasy to fantastic places and meet exotic people while browsing the exotic destinations. They are just busybodies and bring no dollar to the agency.Nisba.
And then, as the tale goes, Internet and all the smartshit devices came into Being.

The SHIFT.

How many people you know who click and browse the net for days, months and years and go clicking visiting places around the world without ever lifting themselves from the couch?Or even book and cancel? Millions, tens of millions, a billion.
These people even publish and write ratings about the places , restaurants,beaches, cities, mountains.. Mind, some of them are very well informed even without lifting their buttocks from the couch.Real experts on destinations.
And here we enter the Shift and the Giant bubble of the real money making from something out of nothing. All this data is collected and processed. And packed in a Giant Subprime Bubble. The Subprime Bubble of Mining of the data pools.
If, before, the business, like a tourist agency, had to print 100 to get ten, now the subprime package is worth 100 and there is only 10 of useful data which is packed and resold at infinitum. forever.
Or we can look at 100 as form of fractional reserve point of view even if the fractional reserve is and was not as they say. Never.But you have a pool of data and sell 10 (out of 100, which is a pool), you can sell over and over from the hundred -pool- 10 times to sell the whole pool. Or even better, you can sell any fraction of the pool for hundreds of times, which is already in the realm of the money out of thin air.
The Subprime pool works on slicing the meaning -data collected- and probabilities with algorithms in a probabilistic and possibilities sense.You just profile the data into various groups in a pool. And sell this grouped Subprime Data in a probabilistic profiling sense to anybody, from the NSA, CIA to a plastic coffee cup maker.
Yo just calculate what kind of people enter the tourist agency, while they browse what they look for, what type of pricing they are interested, what is their profile… clock click link,Before, the possible clients in a tourist agency were just browsing the catalog and nobody got any cent out of that. Now it is all clicked, paid, grouped and a probability of behavior is given and the data are sold to anybody. The Blondes,they prefer sun and beach? The men look for night life. How to intersect the blondes and the men , like, in a disco on the beach?
Or your plastic coffee cup, a terrible invention, the oceans are full of your diuretic coffee sad endings, degrading plastic included. But the map of the product spread and distribution, the material, the composition, the knowhow and the frequency are there…
It is all Sub Prime and essentially worthless but as you have seen -Meaning is Being. Waste included.
SUB means under the Prime. Trash with a fractional values sold over and over in the Trillions of Eurdollarremimbiyen.The Prime is a chimera, it is what is left when packaging the Sub with some fractional Prime flavor,and it grows in trillions of dollars.
Yes, Witchdoctor knows they all speak of trillions of dollars made by the Data Industry. And certainly you know all about it? My ass.

Well, imagine a junkyard or a scrap metal place. Scavenging for useful data out of a junkyard pool and while repacking them, accounting the junkyard as a 100 and not as a 10 as the old stupid Travel Agency did.
Or better ,put no limit whatsoever on how to account in the books the junkyard. Just mine and mine and dig and dig… There is always a customer willing to buy some found piece of something. Buried deep down..

The mixing of apples and pears

You say that is an outrageous method.Yes, that is the basic principle of a Subprime. And by mixing and shaking, the best juice comes out, or you can sell any gradation of the components separately, dilute the ingredients, or sell apart.

The Megagalactic Bubble of Subprime Data and the trillions of dollars out of a junkyard! And it works!

But you knew it, they explained it all on tv and your smartshit devices…

Witchdoctor, hommage to Paul Feyerabend , against the method