Dear readers of the Galactic Time Traveler Magazine. The last number is finally back and out and you will not even notice it because all this already happened in next few years depending on which timeline are you in..
In the meantime the text by ours senior editor Witchdoctor about Universe being a Minestrone was burned down on all accademia grounds on the planet, maybe Bhutan has not yet done it, as thousands of this poor people had lost science grants, mostly from Vanguard, State Street, Black Rock and faculties had lost money since the bullshit jobs and research could not find anyone anymore interested to throw some bucks to the thirsty accademics.
This edition extraordinaire, a special treat for our unaware subscribers
is bringing you the latest results of the upcoming Kingdom of USA elections.
Our envoyees say the picture they got from time traveling there was a little hazy since very strange things happened before and after the ballot..
Kamala ticket seems to have won , but she is not in charge since she was substited by a Clone made by these so called Donors which paid her. She, in the last moments of the campaign made a terrible slip by announcing she would withdraw ALL US government support to the derivatives market, which is now in high tens of trillions of dollars. So all US laws on credit defaults, futures and similar bets were wiped out and the code of law changed , so that this bets would have been and are a completely private matter and all investors in this trillions of casino gambling covered by the State protection and by the FED are not covered any more by the State or any code of law ecept the law and regulations on betting on dogs. Only if the betting is made on dog tracks course the bets are legal but have no effect on the State finances or working..
The Clone made by his digital donors now acts as a chief in charge on behalf of the Vanguard, State Street and Black Rock. The haziness is because nobody knows on what grounds the derivative market works currently but the stock index is getting higher and higher…
Finally the AI stocks start to give a return since everything is getting cloned, including the voters.
Donald Trump ticket seems to have won, but he is not in charge. He, in the last moment of the campaign, made a terrible slip by announcing he will close the FED, as his friend Vance and the true free fighters of the tru free markets convinced him. The banks started to charge interest on loans as they pleased, the lending amounts started to be by law not anymore required in the balance books, the bank runs went for weeks and months, the real and not only digital robbers started to rob banks, each bank started to issue their own bank notes, like True Dollar, God dollar, Dollar of God, even the marijuana industry started to issue the true hemp dollar, Holy Mary and Jane Dollar, Smoke your Dollar, and so on..
In the meantime the Vanguard, State Street, Black Rock finally issued the real dollar: THE IOYN. The “ I owe You NOTHING”. It was a liberal move since it was in paper and mostly in the digital currency form. They even established the new private bank instead of the FED: MYBANK and Not YOURS INC. The congress is waiting for donations to be high enough to vote the MYBANKand Not Yours INC as the new private bank of settlements even for intergalactic exchange on which the Galactic Time Traveler magazine is doubtful, the editors are laughing all day.. But Elon Musk said he found investors from out of space.
Our envoyees suddenly lost trace of Donald Trump whereabouts. The factory which was exclusively producing Trump HAIR DYE went bankrupt! Suddenly a huge number , going in miillions, of the simil Donald Trumps invaded the USA , maybe from Apalachies or Russia or China, but the hue of the hairdye was somewhat not right since the exclusive recipe of the Trump hair dye went lost in bankruptcy files and so Donald Trump went missing , nobody could identify him anymore, and many say there was even before an impostor sitting in Mar Del Lago or whatever what is the name of his residency.
So, this extraordinary events are the new normal.
The Galactic Time Traveler magazine will keep you posted on future developments, IF THERE WILL BE ANY FUTURE, as the only reliable source on the planet.
Witchdoctor was begging the editorial board to publish this video by Sabine Hossenfelder which you definitely know who she is…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKiBlGDfRU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKiBlGDfRU8
and , due to his , Witchdoctor outstanding service for the GTTM and his old age, we have to do it hey hi WD!