The chapter from the new number of Galactic Time Traveler magazine concerning time travel to Italy is all about the definition of Citrullo, plural Citrulli (chit-roo- lee in english pronunciation):
The latest ISTAT ( Italian national institute of statistics) findings on analphabetic functional illiteracy population number shows that over a third of the schooling population is unable to understand a train , not to mention a plane ticket meaning. The time traveler to Italy must think about impossibility of communicating anything with the majority of locals, so, as always, the Galactic Time Traveler magazine suggests to nod vigorously when in contact with the locals, say yes, yes, si, ohhh ,how bello and similar bollocks and so be on the safe side of time travel.
The Citrulli ,a finest word in the Italian language, has multiple meanings: chump, clot,moron, dumb. dimwit, etc….
But there is also a reversible time arrow of being or becoming a Citrulli – Rincitrullito ,which is a complete Time Wrap mind situation , reversible to infinite. It shows how to became (again) an imbecile, the procedure how to re-imbecile oneself.
In this time wrap voyage to Italy for the adventurous time traveler the Galactic Time traveler magazine outlines the latest Italian Citrulli development on various levels of society.
The basic law of being an Italian Citrullo ( singular) is not simple, it is a kind of art.From the times of Roman Empire on, with Machiavellism as the lighthouse.
It is a system of how to become a Citrullo, how to make others in being perfect Citrulli and how to prosper, rule and profit in this Citrulli environment.How, as a Citrullo, rule over Citrulli.
Citrulli Politics
The current Italian Citrulli populace (chit (chi pronouncing like chi-quita)- roo- lee)
is mostly allergic to time travelers,it is intolerant and protofascit one, so, the time traveler visiting Citrullistan must take in account that minimum every 2nd person he meets is a kind of intolerant, racist or protofascist person he might communicate with.The last elections and the current voting trends shows that this is a vast majority of population, with different shades of black.
The Citrulli politics is based on : sex, secrets, money and the consequent power grabbing.This is the only plan. Plan A. Almost all politics functions through think tanks, shady institutes, foundations, circles , etc, which gather all information about their political competitors, inside and outside their own politics circles. They build, sell, buy personal dossiers with the person secrets,sex,lovers, gay, transvestite…preferences, connections,money,all data needed to blackmail, extort the opponents and also their fellow members in a constant fight for power. The data gathering concerns (all involved mingling) the secret services , mafia, free masons ,very active with their triangles and bricks,all involved in this game.The use of false data,fake accusations, slander is on a day to day basis.That is why The Citrulli have newspapers, to slander and pervert.
To become a politician with the clean record is impossible in Italy, Nobody wants a politician with a clean record, since there is no fun or use for him in the extortion game.If, by miracle, a clean record politician arises, he must be changed.
The latest book of Conchita de Gregorio- Nella Notte (In the night), shows how all this citrulli politics of sex, secrets,blackmail ,destroys a govt, a presidential candidate in one long night.The Citrulli love to scam at night.
Now, there is a taboo in Italian Citrulli politics. Never follow the money for real, it is not relevant.If you follow, as in the last Ruski case of financing the Lega Norte, the smoke and mirrors of all involved with their dirty secrets ends to nowhere. Also Conchita abstains from following the big Oligarchic money, since this is the Italian Pandora Box of Doom.
The perversion- Culture- of Citrulli
The second law of Citrulli politics is based on Citrulli truffa.it is Citrulli scam, swindle and fraud.The law states that, when running for the office, you promise and swear to your Mother, God, Padre Pio, San Gennaro, Democracy, Social justice, etc. In this way you gather the majority. When you win, you do the opposite.It is adamant to do the opposite.Like voting in the EU parliament for Von Ursula,who is an EUausterity president, keen on all fiscal compact, sixpacks and maastricht, etc. Like +5stars movement did and lega Norte wanted to, but their candidate, representing Italy North Citrulli Oligarchy is not wanted yet..
The explanation was, and it sounds pure Citrulli, that they voted for her so to change her politics. It is just like when you say that you voted for Trump, Putin, Erdogam Ping Pong to be able to change their politics!
In fact, Citrulli hate only one thing- being in opposition. As for the promises of change, the time traveler in Italy knows that they are for Citrulli populace internal use. The plan of change, having a real plan and keeping it is just for the emotional well being of the citrulli to feel that something is going to happen at last, for the same citrulli who do not know how to read the train ticket.The train is coming or going, and where am I in this movement? It is part of the art and culture of being a citrulli.
So, a 5 star movingment gave 14 votes for the European german Austerity candidate and made her win! She won by 9 votes.Liga wanted to do the same, but…maybe later. That is the Citrulli famous nationalistic and protofascist stance for the internal scam manipulation. Anyway von Ursula was happy, too.
Same goes for TTIP, CETA, TAP, TAV and all other scams, you promise and after you deliver the opposite.
Now a warning to time travelers in Italy; do not think the italy leaders are not citrulli! They are. That is why the other citrulli vote them.That is the attraction law of citrulli politics..
As for the real money, we enter the chapter of
Citrulli economy
The Citrully economy is functioning as if the European Troika has already come in Italy.The Troika is in town, but it is Italian home style and that means a lot to the artistic minded citrulli!The only particular is that they never told this to the Citrulli population.
This is a classic Citrulli fraud. They shout, they want out of the euro , they want a parallel currency, they want this and promise all, and then… they have worked out ,from more than 9 months ago, how to act inside as the European Troika without telling this to the citrulli populace.The EU Troika Italian Citrulli style.Homemade DOC, Aoc, IGP.
The say they are fighting against the EU Trioka rules and that they have won, in big style.So they have saved 7.5 billion! Which means they have not spent that amount, calling it saving, which means that they have cut the budget for that amount, took 1 bn from the Citrulli central bank, took 1,5 bn from the citrulli public bank, and the rest was money not spent (taken away) on welfare income and pensions. They are the Masters of Deceit!
It is all in Citrulli language and semantics, The art.
They have a 1.6% budget surplus! But they do not say that it means 1.6% of taxes overload.They have taxed more in order to comply to the EU troika hints but they say it is a surplus!
So, what happens in the economy ? It is dissaving, on zero growth plane or even less, paying huge interest on state bonds, debt piling and … going in default.
But they did it on their own and even voted for von Ursula commissioner and also for the Ashen lady..
Now there is another trick and it is called accounting from one pocket to the other, Take little here, and give much less there. That is the Autumn Plan . How to raise VAT , give some peanuts on the income brackets side and so find another 20 billions to comply to the Self Made Citrulli Troika Rule.Tsipras was an amateur treason man compared to Citrulli.
Remember, Time Travelers? They promised the opposite, deficit spending Keynes style economy boosting, parallel currency,almost helicopter money!
And so, they will cut the health care, street care, garbage care, pensions after 70 of age……, raise water ,electricity costs, housing taxes at the end of this cycle, whatever.
Now, the majority of Citrulli think that the waiting times for being cured are long because there is a bad organizing of the health service, The Citrulli have never been told that wiaiting 3 years for the operation and dying in the meantime means that they want you to die before and so cut the costs and also that they are saving your taxes to make 1.6% surplus each year . They are cutting and they say it is saving.
San Gennaro! Citrulli!
The Soros Conspiracy
The underground voices of the ruling parties say on all the hush hush social media that Italian Citrulli are being tricked and forced in a dark Soros Conspiracy consisting of replacing the Italian Citrulli population with some other Citrulli, possibly black or of any other origin.
The galactic Time Traveler magazine and our time travel correspondents are inclined to think that the replacement of the Italian Citrulli has already taken place, long time ago.
Our time traveler reports say that they could not believe their own eyes when seeing how, from the fantastic ancient, medieval, renaissance times, the current urban, architecture and landscape in Italy has mutated very quickly to a horrible mess of completely horrid new architectural and industrial landscape of the last decades. That can only mean one thing. The population has changed radically in all its cultural ,behavioral, and
overall aspects. Which can only mean that it has been replaced by some new populace.There is no other way to understand such a change from the galactic Time Traveler magazine view. The replacement argument seen on the ground in Italy through the populace artifacts produced in the last decades and horrid solutions in city landscape and politics is still raging on the readers comments site of the Galactic Time Traveler magazine.
Some even have produced a new proof of the populace replacement. Some readers say, that, if you look at the faces of the two new macho leaders, there is enough proof for the population replacement , which has taken place already way back in history.One looks more of a turkish or tunisian origin, while the other looks like more of hungarian, south balkan or romanian gipsy origin.This, the commentators say, is a final proof of the population replacement which happened long time ago.
Definitely to blame this possible development of Citrulli on some current Soros Conspiracy is out of the question.
Which leads to a deep and terrible psychological implications of the current Citrulli development to a complete Time Warp.
As for the Greek Citrulli- Here.
And What about yours?