The hunt for the Inflaton

Dear readers, especially the German ones, and particularly the ones from Frankfurt am Main, the Inflaton is dangerous to your health and it concerns the inflation model of the universe .Now, to admit that the universe was produced by inflation …. denies the German model and who is the freak of nature in this story?

This post takes its origin by Witchdoctor reading in a sloboumnistan leading news paper from an astrophysics female columnist that the moon phases and their influence on plant sprouting and growth capabilities is a conspiracy or at the best a fake belief, a witchcraft.
Pity, the same day WD listened to the story of Sophie Germain (wikipedia), an astounding woman.

A certain soviet style central plan committee science lingers from East to the West and they are all followers of the radioactive atom as a friend of the proletariat.

The following post will compare the myths or facts of the myths between the witchcraft belief in the moon phases and the speculations about the Bfig Bfang, Inflaton and company….

To discard the influence of moon phases on plant growth and to speculate around the Universe out of Nothing vacuum beginning and the hunt for the Inflaton scalar vector or whatever, is an exciting bollocks hunt and the verdict is that;
Since the Moon phases provoke the tides 10 meters high , shifting billions of tons of water and all this, they say, the experts, is peanuts for the Planet behavior and a minor witchcraft,, today any astrophysic can easily pump this 10 meters of tide to the other side of Atlantic with the plastic straw.
Now ,if you live in a concrete bauhaus block and do not have the roof built with wooden beams, you may think that cutting wood for the beams is done any time, and who cares of the season when the wood is cut, the best for your IQ is to do it in spring when trees start to grow and not in the exact period of the winter months and with the exact moon phase . You have never checked the wood beams of your roof and noticed which are cracking and splintering and rotting prematurely because they were cut at the wrong time and the wrong month and at the wrong Moon Phase.. Well, if this is not enough and you understand more the money talk, then think about the Stradivari Violin, which may cost today 10 millions of dollars, if you find some desperate jerk who is selling it.The Stradivari violin was made from the wood of the forests of Val Saisera, recently destroyed by a hurricane due to the climate change.Now, Stradivari was also a deluded witchcraft person and he cut his wood at the exact Month, Day and the exact Moon Phase, to achieve the celestial sound of his violins.

Since current astro/physics and science journals do not give credit on the influence of the Moon phases on plants, they prefer to chase and hunt the Inflaton, , the bfig bfang daddy, …. and they never heard a Stradivari sound,Witchdoctor will tackle the Inflaton subject after this introduction which takes you, dear reader, in the biodynamic Witchdoctor garden.
Now, bear in mind that WD has a (one of them) degree , he is your doctor on the subject and in practice, over some decades.
The WD garden is not a sport passion or a hobby, it is a vegetable garden, made on organic principles and it has to produce on a small cost a big return and this small cost is made by following the natural flow of the soil, sun and water, right preparation of the field… with as little interference possible, nobody likes to be on knees for hours in this scorching sun and the art is to lead the natural course of events in an economic way. And achieve the best tasting vegetables, the high yield on the smallest possible surface with as less work possible. That is The WD Garden Law!
WD has made tests through the years on various plants, seeding and growing them in different moon phases on the same plot side by side and following other Maria Thun advices.The wrong phase or day has brought the amount of crop down by 30-50% compared to the right moon phase.
To go even deeper in witchcraft, there are some scientifically very difficult explanations. You know, we the peasants call some years, like, this is a tomato, or a cucumber,onion, garlic, or a salad year.The fluctuations, even the small ones ,some hours here and there , they change the landscape of the garden and its growth… The difficult thing is to understand why, with the same comparison of very similar events, some plants grow more a certain year and not the other year, even when all climate , soil data are so similar that one expects the similar yield. WD keeps a big data diary on the garden, weather , crop, etc….
So?

The Witchcraft hunt for the Inflaton

This story starts with a new book from Guido Tonelli- Genesis, he is a CERN ( the leading shooting factory of beams and particles) physicist, father of the Higgs boson, professor, medals, etc. The book is about the universe coming out of nothing. But the out of nothing, somewhere between 10-36s and 10-32s, however you read the fatal event of the Universe creation, was due to a “small glitch” or lets be frank, it was a Mistake in The Fluctuation of the void !This is WD interpretation anyway, as is all here…. Conclusion, the moment between two vacuums on a sloping curve, a fake and a real one, with the complete breach of the 2nd law of thermodynamics ( see R .Penrose- Fashion Faith and Fantasy), due to a fatal tiny lapse in fluctuation, gave the spin to the bfig bfang.The Universe was born out of the Mistake – lapse in fluctuation of the Void, where and when the forces involved were not matched and had to, boom, inflate!
The inflation model defies and prevents gravity. The famous E=MC2 ,which as a consequence has gravity factor since a lot of energy for the bfigbfang makes a lot of mass and so gravity, has to kick in only after the initial inflation process! If not, there would be no bfigbfang.
Both models, the Inflation and the Singularity model of the Universe becoming and the bfigbfang have conceptually one thing in common. Majority of the basic laws of physics are not valid at the bfigbfang moment.
The BfigBfang is the Theological Moment where no known rules apply. In addition, in the inflation moment there is a momentary lapse of reason, and so, bfang, the Universe is born out from the Mistake in fluctuation !

Well, we can see , through human history, that all is a big Mistake and at the best a misunderstanding of cosmological dimensions, or we can feel it through the other bfig bfang theory,the Anthropocentric one.

WD is comparing this book with Roger Penrose, which includes the inflationary theory in a Fantasy part of his book ( around and from page 216 ).

Wd has written here that quantum phenomena are a stability mechanism of the Universe. Witchdoctor stability law.Lets expand it from the fluctuation of void theory. Leaving aside the bfig bfang simil bollocks, or in other way , leaving aside the smoking gun proof, who done it, first brick, final Inflaton hunt, we may conclude that the quantum phenomena or fluctuation , oscillation and amplitudes are the basic stability mechanism. They defy a certain gravity threshold, which would lead to implosion or explosion.
The fluctuation is the way how the Universe survives and prospers between implosion and explosion. That is why the Rutherford model of atom was leading to the atom collapsing and imploding/exploding. And the famous Planck unit of “quantum jumps” saved the structure from becoming a bomb. The indeterminacy, entanglement , superposition keep the Universe stable in its dynamics.If the universe was a clockwork of trajectories, it would have collapsed in a few thousand years time after the … something out of… something or nothing. Only the fluctuation of the quantum field -the bubbling fluctuation of the void is preventing it to collapse.
WD is a fan of vacuum theory, he wrote of the zero energy universe as a real option,when forces cancel out on a global summing up, but then, as WD pointed way back in time,many times, we have to ditch the 2nd law of thermodynamics as a global law ( see also Roger Penrose on that subject). And, in considering the inflation theory, at the end we have to ditch the law of conservation of energy and admit some further producing energy process at the background of the Universe through constant fluctuation.
Here the dark side of the Universe may come in play as an ongoing process of the whole expansion.
This seems to be a way some inflation theories go, since they logically admit a simultaneous birth of more of this “table” flat ,non communicating ,inflated and anti Einstein curved universes.
In fact, ditching the finite mass/energy Universe number, ditching the 2nd law, we may enter the new phase of solving the bfig bfang . because only if we do this, we do not need to search for the Inflaton, singularity or similar antinomy bollocks ( Kant style).

Now, is this still physics, if we do that?

Not to mention some other problems. CMB, and the famous lambda constant- energy density of vacuum- which Einstein introduced , ditched and is now coming back, the overall even temp. of the universe, and the famous dark matter. Dark matter which defies the idea of vacuum electron-positron production in even numbers and the energy conservation law. The two matters are not evenly matched. And here comes the witchcraft in the name of baryogenesis….One may well ask oneself, what the fu..k is Universe needing this baryogenesis to produce more “darkmatter” than the visible one and what the heck is this in the logic of economy of creation especially in all cosmology and bfigbfang? A strange fruit of loosing visible spacetime energy and mass or what?
And the cherry on the cake. All physics of the universe is based on 5% of the known, the other is in the Dark. Whatever you name it it is not known, and as we see , the 5% of the “visible but not known enough” is mostly bollocks. No surprise.

Ok, Witchdoctor has a speculation on the bfigbfang, a 20th theory in the row…
Later, maybe…

BUT ,The money creation, anyone?
Since nobody cares how even the simple things work,and how to fix things in a few steps for the sake of the all humans, what is the fuss if Witchdoctor shows the way to the right door for the bfigbfang?
He may well keep it for himself and be happy.

One thing is certain, the Moon Phases ,The Stradivari Violin, the Witchdoctor Garden are more real compared to the hunt for the Inflaton.

It was getting dark, the heat was flowing away with a breeze and Witchdoctor sat on his porch overlooking the Garden. He put into his ear the babel fish translator which came as gift with the latest number of the Galactic Time Traveler magazine. It was a Douglas Adams kind concession gift to all the subscribers of the magazine.
WD was slowly fine tuning the fluctuation sounds in his babel fish translator and the chatter became intelligible. The tomatoes in the garden were having an argument. Some were arguing of going underground, the heat was too much, some were opposing it , saying that already their cousins, the potatoes, did so, a long time ago, and that potatoes were complaining of becoming french fries in the soil, it was so hot underground.Some were advocating for tougher and thicker skin, some wanted to became like the cactus, the discussion was very animated, they were all in distress.There was no conclusion in sight….
Some said, lets hibernate and stay away for the next four or five decades and then decide on what to do…some said no more tomatoes, we do not want new children in this boiling garden, some were quietly laughing, sucking the remnant moisture in the soil, getting pleasantly drunk.
The Witchdoctor babel fish translator warned WD that there is another listener, entangled and non local, on the unknown distance, listening to this tomato quarrel.
WD has heard of Him. He is the Big Doctor of the plants, their mind, consciousness,behavior…. Stefano Mancuso.
Wd took his babel fish translator from his ear. It was getting hot, again, and the tomatoes were getting sleepy.

Witchdoctor, on a hunt to nowhere.