Yes, we all know Alabadama. But outside the Alabramdama or the UyesA, we know Alebmedama for different reasons.
When a mother wants to scare her daughter because she is not eating breakfast, she always says ,eat it,if not, you will go to Alabravama. It always works and the children hastily eat and keep quiet, a miracle.
The children sing “Ohhhh Alabrama” in awe and fear of being sent there.
We also all know this habit of people hanging there from the trees. Men in white cloaks taken from their bedrooms, They say-, that this are not black fruits hanging, they are black because at night all is black, like some other place- in Alabama, only the sheets are white..
Like in aLA BRAMA, where strange people in pyjamas with white and black stripes, a big iron ball attached on a chain connected with the leg, dig aimlessly around and the cotton is high.
Like in Alladrama, the human drama and the shining light of the Calvinist Hell, or some other local cargo cult which builds strange landings for the newcoming of somebody who left for good and has absolutely no intention to be crucified again in Alldramabama if he happens to return..
Like, when you want to get rid of somebody, you send him to Aladramabama.
Do not confuse Albramadarama with Guantanabama, there is a judge appointed.For Visitors.
Galactic Traveler on AlabradamA
The Galactic Traveler, a monthly magazine dedicated to Time Travel, something like Transnational Geogrephic, but on a galactic scale and much much better, Witchdoctor is a decades long subscriber, has a long entry on Allbamadrama;
First there is a warning for all travelers;
Dear Traveler, and all the galactic time fans, we all know that time travel is made easy and is not a miracle as many Human Parasite scientists like to assert. From long time reports dating from the Eve and Adam times, the best place to visit in a time machine is Allthatdramabama.
The one of few pristine time travel destinations by the opinion of the majority of our subscribers ,when time travel not only brings you way back, but , even better, when you arrive There in Allbamadrama, the Time Keeps reverting and reverting way back, it is like driving in reverse in real time, and this is a excellent spacetime relativity kick-trip you will not witness anywhere else on this sleazy Planet Epth !
Beware!
Park your UFO somewhere hidden, the man locals like to scour and comb the area for any sign of their escaped prophet, which, we all know, has no intention to be hanged there or repeat the experience in vain, but they are very insistent!
Do not mask yourself in jeans and T shirts, no tight trousers for women ans especially for men when walking in dark.. It is a mmacho country but in the dark alleys and in deep of night the machos change… and after the deed they did to you, mostly rape,they might hang you to repossess their machismic true men believer image as is the cult custom in Allalbradama.
The best is to put some ET outfit, but you never know. Maybe the white blanket from your motel bedroom with two holes for the eyes is the best! With this You will pass unnoticed in Allbamdrama.
When you see some fat person with a star pinned on his chest, it is not a Star Trek competition marathon as it is in other galactic regions for the obese, he can put you in jail with any type of charge against you for weeks, there are stories about this phenomena in a local zerohedge paper.
RELIGION AND LIFE IN ALLBRAMADAMA
For the experienced time traveler, religion in Aldramabama is no surprise. They are a vast majority of the derived Calvinist Hell cargo cult origin and 82% are dead certain about it, plus 12% are almost certain. So, keep that in mind and say bless them all the Time, for heaven sake, no theological argument with them! Do not relay on 2 % which do not know if they believe, they just do not know what you are talking about anything.
What is the Calbinist hell? The Galactic traveler experts say it is a derived cult where there is no free will, consequently, as a reason, there is no free choice since you have no free will and so there is this Entity-TINA- There is No Alternative- as the ultimate Maker.. This is especially valid for women living there and women time travelers, beware. They are currently building a way back in time patriarchal Pyramid with a huge time reverse effect so at this time, May 2019, the patriarchal pyramid of absolute power over all living is very dangerous to time traveler female sex!
The traditions in Abramadama
“ If Your father made an Incest with you and he is claiming that this is the tradition from the times of Adam and Eve,- their common ancestors which had to make incest to proliferate, as math says, there is no children of the children if you start with two without making the inbred children of the Human parasite,, you have to accept Your Guilt being a part in the Incest,, you are guilty because the Calbinine Hell says that only the chosen ones are here to prosper and they are chosen not by their own will, but, by the ACT OF GOD,and that is all written in the Book they have there on display. And you are, being polluted, not one of them.You are Guilty., forget defending yourself that you never wanted to be polluted by this in the name of father.”
So if you carry the Evil Seed you have to keep it. Suffer and suffer, that is your role appointed by your Calbinine Hell.
If you get raped, the same applies. The Seed is Sacred, however you turn the argument!
There is a life sentence in Abamdrambum jail for trying to break the chain of submission and desperation.
Now, if you want to get rid quickly of a unwanted fruit of the dark loom, they call it abort,the same applies. You have no alternative, you have no free choice, you haven no free will. It was all written and the locals call this a sacred word, but there is no tape to prove it.
Advice of the Galactic Time Traveler:
Time Travelers, do not mingle,no interaction of the bodies, no talk, except local bollocks, observe and when back in your UFO,then laugh as much as you want!
Time travel to Albimbumbama is not for everyone, consult our list of expert Guides.
As for the locals, the galactic Traveler Guide has an advice; run out or fight back.
Economy of the Albbamabimbama
The economy of Albimbumbama is evangelical angelical calvinist hell economy, with a time reversal effect major to other economies and the before mentioned TINA is working so good, that Abumbima is retro , very retro chic poor and retro .
It is retro by all standards and the outlook is;
Retro.
The retro look economy is slowly spreading from Abumbama to other parts of the EWAPTH time machine travel destinations.
The Galactic Traveler Guide conclusions (not to be mistaken from guardian conclusions);
The Albumabama economy is a classical religious TINA economy
Of the Divine predestination. The Calbinine Hell is a grace of god given to the few without even them meriting it a fortiori but maybe later a postiori. By gaining the signs of the chosen ones.Success, being raped or having aborted is not among the signs of success ,it is a life guilt of the raped party, success is the sign of a chosen one.
More you are rich, more the Calbinine God loves you.
ALL Others Are a Disgrace! DIS- GRACE.No Grace, against the Grace, taken from Grace.:
Your Guilt is your Debt! You are in-debted forever, since you are dis-graced.
The Current Psychological outlook of AlbAmadrama
The TINA hell is slowly destroying the classic Me -the Ego structure. At the beginning Me-Ego is retreating inside the subjects of the hell, and slowly decomposing and fragmenting.
The primitive pulsations are overcoming and suppressing emotions and thus the sublimation which leads to the rationale is lost.The architecture of EGO-Me is becoming a pulsating wild junk with no architecture.The counter push is a classic pyramid of control without any solid grounds except the power to make submissive the ruled.
So the Galactic Time Traveler Guide puts Aladramabimubarama
somewhere in a post freudian time zone, (Freud,already surpassed by new time travel events) with a current deep time regression and surge of the basic pulsation for the lost EGO, which manifests himself in classic macho patriarchal push for the lost repossession of the POWER, GLORY and Macho History rule. Same applies to a part of female population which follows the cult of the Lost Pyramid of Time in a calbinine hell.
When to go in Albumabama
Your Witchdoctor, a time reversal Galactic Traveler correspondent. In disgrace, as usual.
The Austerity papers, Taxes and who made God to be a Criminal?