Zombies in EU Stress or how to find the Lender of the Last resort

The latest soap of the Eu stress tests goes -disclaimer!- in this direction;
Since the Meteorite XY666Z ( the beast from Venus), approaching from space in direction of the Eurotower- the ECB quarters-Wall Street- The City and also on Witchdoctor rooftop, was not included in the options of the stress test, the Speculators, together with their AI (artificial”intelligence”) dummy machines have found out that in case of the meteorite XY666Z crashing especially on WD rooftop, the real picture is completely different.
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Since the times They sold the Future but want the money Today, the money masters claim that any stress is not a perfect stress for the business.
Sure they forgot that all this money machine went bankrupt sometime in the end of 2011-2012, not only in the EU, but open your window and look outside… And they found out today, that the stress tests do not include the default of some Sovereign State, such as Greece, Portugal, or even Italy. Strange, they stopped here, not adding to the list the whole world domino effect.But that is this problem with the AI, it counts erratically..
And here is the proof and the clue of the title of this tale.The ECB is not vouching for any Eu country, and the Mr. Market is trying to force it to be the Lender of the Last Resort. One may think this is some humanitarian wish, to help the States on the verge of default.
WRONG.
The Speculators know that All they have is Junk, if…it is discovered that the King is naked.They know they have and trade with Hundreds of Trillions of the derivatives, no plain vanilla, but the new ones, which rely dramatically on the lending/reserve ratio/capital reserve of the banks Fractional Reserve Saloon and the health of the States.And they need to be covered.And since the Banks lending machine of the money out of thin air has slowed down dramatically, they are like chickens in the shed. Because they have sold the Future, but the bill is coming Today.
Some also like the roller coaster effect, up and down, because only up and down makes a quick buck on the HFT machines
Witchdoctor roof is just peanuts in this tale,it is the Highway to Hell we are on